Kids Valentine Cards, Funny Valentine Cards
This page, Kids Valentine Cards, Funny Valentine Cards, is one of 6 or 7 pages on this website about Valentine Day.
I have made this page with only cards that are cute and funny, so that any greeting card on this page will be a really nice card to receive as a Valentine message.
Some of these cards for Valentine are cards I have made, some are pictures I have found and made into cards. I hope you will find a funny Valentine card that will make some child happy, either your own or somebody you know.
These printable Valentine cards for kids are saved in JPEG. You just save the picture you want, and use either Photoshop or an other graphics program to print the Valentine card in any size that you choose. The printable greeting cards are saved in the format 12 x 9 cm, (which is approx. 4,7 x 3,5 inches) in a print quality of 150 pixels.
Below you will also find directions for making wonderful Valentine cards for kids like Fingerprint Kids Valentine Cards, Tissue-Paper Kids Valentine Cards, Salt Dough Kids Valentine Cards and other funny Kids Valentine cards.
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This first of the 10 Valentine cards for kids is one I have made from one of my drawings of a Valentine bear.
I have not written any Valentine poem or Valentine saying on the greeting card, but left a red border, where you can write your own text or make small drawings, using your favorite graphics program, or wordprocessor - or even just a pen or speedo.

If you prefer the Valentine card with a written text, please print this one in stead:

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This second Valentine greeting card depicts a boy surprising a girl, with the text:
"Guess who Valentine!
The boy who sent this card to you thinks you're swell - now please guess who."

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A funny and cute Valentine card, adorable to receive, and with space to write a Valentine poem or a Valentine wish.

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This is a very cute little Valentine heart with two Valentine bears kissing and the text:
"Happy Valentine" and "To ..........." and "From .............." where the child can write the names.
It is approx. 9 x 9 cm (3,5 x 3,5 inches).
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Again a Valentine Card made for kids using one of my Valentine bear drawings:

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Children began exchanging valentines with classmates when public schooling became mandatory in the late 1800s. Because television, movies or other media outlets did not exist, these valentines were decorated with pictures of baby animals, cherubs, dolls, cartoon images of food or other everyday items instead of media celebrities.
Examples of kids valentine cards from the 1920s include two cups of tea, one with a boy face and one with a girl face, and the phrase "you suit me to a tea" and one with the cartoon image of a holey sock saying "Darn it--you gotta be my valentine". These old-fashioned funny valentine cards are quite different than the ones kids hand out to their classmates today.
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"For My Valentine" is the text on the heart, the girl is carrying, while the boy stands holding a big red love heart:

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Yet another Valentine Bear card (using my own Valentine bear drawing) with the text:
"Be My Valentine!"

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Another of the vintage Valentine cards, this one depicting a young girl in a pink dress sitting on a swing. The card reads:
"Love's Swing is going fast to give to you my heart at last. To my Valentine"

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For these kids valentine cards, you will need:
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Scissors
• Bottle of Elmer's glue
• White, pink and red
glitter
• Colored construction paper
• Different kinds
of valentine stickers
• Cut out Valentine clipart images (small-sized)
• Pinking shears
For this special project, you will need:
• White construction paper or card stock
• Different
colored tissue paper (emphasis on red, pink, white and purple)
• Heart templates (find them at this website
(http://familyfun.go.com/printables/heart-pattern-703484)
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Glue
Using different-sized heart templates, cut out a variety of hearts from the tissue paper. Next, cut a piece of construction paper or card stock in half and fold each half to make a card. Spread a thin layer of glue of the front of the card. Start layering the card with hearts, creating colorful patterns with tissue paper hearts. The inside of the card can include a cute saying written by the child, such as:
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my friend because
I like you!"
• "Beee-ee mine,” next to a clipart or drawing
of a cartoon bee.
• "Not to be too corn-y, but will you be
my valentine?" A picture of a can of corn or ear of corn
accompanies the saying.
• "Smile! You are my valentine!"
Insert a big smiley face above the text.
Fingerprint Kids Valentine Cards
Things you will need:
• Washable markers or tempera paint of red, pink, green or
light blue
• Pastel-colored card stock
• Glue
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Glitter, stickers, clipart cut-outs
• Couple of wet
washcloths
• Colored pencils or fine-tipped black marker
For smaller valentines, cut a piece of card stock in half and fold each half. For regular sized valentine greetings, just fold a full piece of card stock in half. Using markers or paint, color one of the child's fingertips, enough to cover the whorls, and press the fingertip on the card.
Make several "fingerbugs" on the front of the card and let them dry. With a black or brown colored pencil, draw little antennas and six tiny legs on each fingerbug. Decorate the border of the card with a line of glue sprinkled with glitter. Place the stickers or clipart inside card. Write a message like "Be my love-bug" or "I am just buggy over you".
You will find more directions for making your own Valentine cards for kids below:
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As all the other funny Valentine cards on this page, this card is also ca. 12 x 9 cm, or 4,7 x 3,5 inches.
This Valentine card for kids is a coloring card ... one that the child receiving the card can fill out with different colors. It depicts a lot of cute little Valentine bears in many different situations:

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And finally here the same Valentine card, but with colors - lots of cute Valentine bears and red love hearts:

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Salt Dough Kids Valentine Cards
Make valentine "ornaments" that the kids can use as valentine cards by following this simple recipe for salt dough. Mix four cups of flour, one cup of salt and one and 1/2 cups of water together then roll the dough out to where it is thin enough to cut shapes with a heart-shaped cookie cutter. With the sharp point of a knife, make a hole at the top of each heart so a ribbon can be threaded through the hole once they have baked for about 30 minutes at 300 degrees.
Once cooled, salt dough can be painted with tempera, liquid markers or even nail polish. Glue and glitter is also applicable as well. In addition, you can "etch" a message or name into the dough before it is baked with a toothpick or other sharp, sturdy object. Paint the letters of the writing and let it dry before decorating the rest of the ornament so the message is visible. To make funny valentine cards or ornaments, glue cartoon clipart images to both sides of the salt-dough ornament, leaving room for a humorous saying.
Valentine Scroll
The versatility of kids valentine cards allows for a wide range of creative projects to be implemented when making free funny valentine cards. This valentine scroll would be a nice gift for kids to give to parents and grandparents.
Supplies:
• Parchment paper or onion paper
• Markers
• Stickers or
clipart
• Glitter glue
• Small twigs gathered from
outside
• Red yarn or ribbon
Begin creating this scroll by wrapping each twig with yarn or ribbon and securing the material with glue. Let this dry before gluing one twig to the top of a sheet of paper and another to the bottom of the same paper. Write a valentine message on the paper and decorate around the message with clipart images, stickers or glitter glue. Let the scroll completely dry before "scrolling" the paper. Tie the scroll with yarn or ribbon.
Flowery Kids Valentine Cards
Little girls in particular often appreciate these special cards. You will need:
• Construction paper
• Cupcake pan liners both small and
regular size
• Markers
• Clip art pictures of bumble
bees
• Glue and glitter
• Green pipe cleaners
•
Hershey kisses
• Scotch tape
Directions for assembling
flowery Valentine Day cards:
• Fold a piece of construction
paper in half and flatten one of the larger cupcake liners
against the front of the card.
• Glue this flat liner on
the card and let dry.
• Take a small cupcake liner that
has not been flattened and glue the bottom of it in the middle
of the flat liner to create the inside of the flower.
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While these items are drying, glue one or two clipart
bumblebees around the outside of the flower.
• Decorate
the borders of the card with glue and glitter.
• Once the
cupcake liners have dried, tape one Hershey kiss to the inside
of the small cupcake liner.
• Inside of the card, write
something like "Bees are attracted to sweet things and so am
I" or "This bumblebee knows where to find its sweetie--and
I've found mine.”
In addition to making kids valentine cards for school parties, parents can also find instructions on a variety of craft websites for making a charming container to keep all of valentines their child receives from classmates. Free printable valentine cards for kids can also be personalized by allowing a child's to add his or her own creative touch as well.
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If you haven't found the Valentine card, you want, here are some good website where you can find more:
Kidsturncentral.com--This site offers the convenience of printing funny valentine cards sheets containing four on each printout. Cartoon images of bears and ducks are simple but attractively drawn. Each valentine has a "To" and "From" area large enough for young children to write their name and a classmate's name
Nickjr.com--This site has kids valentine cards to download and print featuring all of Nick Jr's show characters including Blue's Clues, Go, Diego, Go and Yo Gabba Gabba!. In addition to valentines, the Nick Jr. website also provides free-to-print coloring pages, instructions for paper crafts and learning pages.
Apples4theteacher.com--Valentines come in groups of four and can be printed out from this site in the manner similar to Kidsturncentral.com's valentines. Some of the kids valentine cards on Apples4teacher.com include a package of cartoon piggy valentines with cute sayings like "this little piggy likes you" and "you make me squeal.”
HP.com-- Hewlett-Packard's create-your-own-greeting-card area of the website, offers a nifty alternative to enhancing printable valentine cards for kids by allowing you to attach a saved photo to the valentines you choose to print. Hewlett-Packard also has an amazing variety of templates you can use to give your valentines a personalized touch.
Disney-stationary.com--Free kids valentine cards featuring Disney characters such as Tinkerbell, High School Musical, Cars and Hannah Montana. Other printable products available from this site include stationary, holiday greeting cards and coloring pages.
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